The 12 Days of Christmas….with Steve Martin.

on December 16, 2011 in things that have fallen out of barbie's mind...., Uncategorized with 2 comments by

On the 1st day of Christmas, Steve Martin gave to me: 1 ticket to the Grammys.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, Steve Martin gave to me: 2 brains in 1 man & 1 ticket to the Grammys.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, Steve Martin gave to me: 3 cute Amigos, 2 brains in 1 man & 1 ticket to the Grammys.

On the 4th day of Christmas, Steve Martin gave to me: 4 Twitter comments, 3 cute Amigos, 2 brains in 1 man & 1 ticket to the Grammys.

On the 5th day of Christmas, Steve Martin gave to me: 5 Rare Birds….4 Twitter comments, 3 cute Amigos, 2 brains in 1 man & 1 ticket to the Grammys.

On the 6th day of Christmas, Steve Martin gave to me: 6 backstage passes, 5 Rare Birds….4 Twitter comments, 3 cute Amigos, 2 brains in 1 man & 1 ticket to the Grammys.

On the 7th day of Christmas, Steve Martin gave to me: 7 snazzy white suits, 6 backstage passes, 5 Rare Birds….4 Twitter comments, 3 cute Amigos, 2 brains in 1 man & 1 ticket to the Grammys.

On the 8th day of Christmas, Steve Martin gave to me: 8 arrow headbands, 7 snazzy white suits, 6 backstage passes, 5 Rare Birds….4 Twitter comments, 3 cute Amigos, 2 brains in 1 man & 1 ticket to the Grammys.

On the 9th day of Christmas, Steve Martin gave to me: 9 vegan entrees, 8 arrow headbands, 7 snazzy white suits, 6 backstage passes, 5 Rare Birds….4 Twitter comments, 3 cute Amigos, 2 brains in 1 man & 1 ticket to the Grammys.

On the 10th day of Christmas, Steve Martin gave to me: 10 signed screenplays, 9 vegan entrees, 8 arrow headbands, 7 snazzy white suits, 6 backstage passes, 5 Rare Birds….4 Twitter comments, 3 cute Amigos, 2 brains in 1 man & 1 ticket to the Grammys.

On the 11th day of Christmas, Steve Martin gave to me: 11 first editions, 10 signed screenplays, 9 vegan entrees, 8 arrow headbands, 7 snazzy white suits, 6 backstage passes, 5 Rare Birds….4 Twitter comments, 3 cute Amigos, 2 brains in 1 man & 1 ticket to the Grammys.

On the 12th day of Christmas, Steve Martin gave to me: 12 strands of white hair, 11 first editions, 10 signed screenplays, 9 vegan entrees, 8 arrow headbands, 7 snazzy white suits, 6 backstage passes, 5 Rare Birds….4 Twitter comments, 3 cute Amigos, 2 brains in 1 man & 1 ticket to the Grammys.

see? doesn't he look like the kind of guy who would give me 12 days of gifts?

if you are unfamiliar with my online persona’s fictitious crush on Steve Martin, please read Meeting Steve Martin to see where it all began.  my actual meeting with Mr. Martin is documented as well & is entitled And Then There’s the Time I Really Met Steve Martin.

….thanks for playing. : )  happy holidays.

2 comments

  1. posted on Dec 16, 2011 at 3:09 PM  |  

    Love it! For some reason “9 vegan entrees” is my favorite–don’t ask me why! & I love that photo of you & @SteveMartinToGo : )

    • Barbie Angell
      posted on Dec 16, 2011 at 5:08 PM  |  

      thank you. : ) #9 was rather difficult to come up with….i know, The Beatles thought so too. actually the entire piece was incredibly hard to write. i originally planned to make jokes about my online persona’s fascination with him, but today’s stalker update made that stuff less funny. in the end, i prefer this version anyway.
      : )

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